He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
how drunk are you?
Several
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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