Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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