That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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