____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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