I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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