Sry I called you an 8
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
