Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
