shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
