we're blogging at a bar
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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