Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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