i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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