Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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