shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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