last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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