what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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