great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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