needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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