You really coming over, don't trick.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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