Got a toothbrush?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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