Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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