She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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