so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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