Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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