Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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