I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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