Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Randomize
