I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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