What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Randomize
