Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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