I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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