508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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