Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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