Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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