Plan B is the new Plan A
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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