every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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