That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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