My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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