i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Boobs speak an international language.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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