All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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