I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
