weddingsv make me drug and hornr
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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