I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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