i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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