If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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