do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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