everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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