We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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