I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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