Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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