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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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