put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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