69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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