All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i was born a porn star she said
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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