She's JV to your varsity
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Blood and glitter go together right?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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